I forgot to mention that Alberts Lifetime Wish is to become a Martial Arts Master, so it looks like he will be going to China sometime soon! But shouldn't he first meeet his ugly wife that is supposed to be somewhere right here in Sunset Valley?
The couple next days went like a wind. He were desperately seeking his ugly dream woman, but she was nowhere to be found.
Just like he planned, he visited the library, and yes - some women did hang around, but they were all way too pretty for his taste!
In the end of that day he was exhausted, and took a nap on a bench at the library. Where is she - the woman of his ugly dreams? Poor guy!
The very next evening he flew to Maywood Glen. Was she there? Uh, no! Nobody there! He thought of collecting stuff to raise money a little faster, but nothing was found.
Back home he found bills were waiting to get paid! But he hardly had money - he spent too much on a new Telescope, because that was a wish he wanted to see come through.
Hey, Albert, aren't those telescopes for outdoor use? Do you see any stars on your bedroom wall?
Next day was Leisure Day, and he wished to hang out with the Sw0rd guy trhat he played chess with some time ago. Sw0rdy accepted, and they went to the festival grounds at Central Park. Albert hoped that the dream woman would show up too, and by hanging out with Sw0rd, he would seem less desperate... They met up, and Sw0rdy was quite excited as he bought himself a new smoke detector this morning.
- It says peep!, he said enthusiastically.
- Like a mouse?, Albert asked.
- Yes, but like a very loud and angry mouse! I'll name her Minnie.
Albert checked out all the women in the park, even Agnes Clumplebottom. But he ended up taking his own greeting card. Not even Sw0rd was accepted to join.
Albert talked Sw0rd into joining him at the library. One more chance! She might be a bookworm after all!
- Ah, wearing my outerwear in Summer was way too hot. How refreshing getting those clothes off my ugly body!, Albert said and noticed that Sw0rd was stuuck with a book.
One location he didn't search yet was the beach. It was such a lovely place, and pretty busy too! Lots of locals were enjoying the warm waters, after another sunny day. But they all looked too good. Albert was about to give up, as he joined some Gus Hart by the chess table.
- You see, I'm looking for my dream woman, but she doesn't seem to exist.
- So, then you picked me instead?, Gus Hart asked with a nervous grin.
- Oh no! Even if you are not very pretty, you are not quite my kind. I think I need to go away for a while, heading to China might make e good.
- So, your dream woman is Chineese?
- No!, Albert grunted. - But if she aint around, I might just as well learn some Martial Arts!
More in 2 days!
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