I never tried this new Seasons event before, so it will be the very first. Twinbrook Imports, Inc. has asked testsims Pauline S. & Hector Detester to test a gift giving party for elders, and all 4 of Pauline and Hector's old parents were already invited.
Hector: Did you sleep at all tonight? Couldn't leave Sally alone for more than 30 minutes?
Pauline: What? No, I... used the toilet...
Hector: 10 times? And no flushing?
3 of the 4 delivered trees were carried inside, girlanders onto the walls. For a few seconds they both became jolly childish just from turning the living room into a forest.
Pauline: Koo-koo... I'm in the woods!
Hector: Hey ho! Who am I now?
Pauline: You're a goose! A starving moose!
At 3 PM precisely the 4 guests arrived. Pauline's folks, Mr and Mrs Sands (right). Hector's folks, Mr and Mrs Detester (left).
Mrs Detester: Oh, look at that! His wife put up a decent door wreath!
Mrs Sands: Oh, doesn't it look great! What did your Hector do?
Mrs Detester: He probably cut down the tree and carried it home for her, so she could create these wonderful seasonal decorations.
Pauline: Welcome! Did you all bring gifts?
Mrs Sands: Of course, dear! But what have you done to the living room?
Mr Detester: We love gifts!
Mrs Detester: Where are the two lovely baby girls? We love grandchildren, too!
Mrs Sands: Yes, where are they hiding? We don't want any gifts before we said hello to them!
Mr Sands: No delicious smell of turkey...? Um...
Pauline: We had to redo the room, nowhere to serve a meal, dad...
Mr Sands: Just the lovely cookies that we brought, then?
Pauline: Not even them, dad. We'll just save them for some other day.
Mrs Detester: Sabina is so quiet, just like you, Hector! I think they both look like me, John!
Mr Detester (John): It's too early to tell, really, Sally! Pauline, why couldn't you give us at least one grandson?
Pauline: What? I...
Mr Sand: I'm sure she tried her best! Sally and Sabina...
Hector: Because we had to skip the turkey, we're already up for... THE GIFTS! Pay attention, only one gift for each of you!
Mrs Sands: But we brought several gifts!
Pauline: Hector and I will just save them for later, mom.
Pauline: Oh, mom! Is this from you and dad? A twig... from the forest?
Mrs Sands: Eh... it's a handmade decorative twig, Pauline! Oh... did I give you one for your birthday, too?
Pauline: It's fine, mom. Shabby needs a new chewing toy!
Mr Detester: What, a chewing toy for our granddaughter Sabina?
Hector: No, dad. She meant Sabby, the dog that Sabina is named after.
Pauline: I'm done! Who's next?
Mrs Detester: Hector, don't look that worried! Your old folks wrapped up something a tad more interesting than a twig from the forest.
Hector: Oh... Mr Sands!
Mrs Sands: Charlie! Oh no!
Hector: Oh... what's going on?
Mrs Detester: Oh, my condolences, Mrs Sands!
Pauline: Dad? Why? Why at our wonderful gift giving party for elders?
Pauline: Oh, he's gone! My dad is gone!
Hector: Come here, Pauline! I did hope for a kiss, but I think a hug will do!
Pauline: Eh... Mistletoe? Did you...?
Hector: We are very soon getting elderly, too, Pauline.
Pauline: You mean we must die, too? I know that much, you idiot!
Hector: Shhhhh... just come.
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