Nothing is like getting ready for work, then opening the door and your ugly girlfriend is just standing there waiting for you. Now, why not ringing that doorbell, Myrhna? How long have you been spying?
- Myrhna? What's up, why are you dressed in those ugly clothes? They compliment your figure, by the way.
- Albert, I'm preggy! I think you must be the father!
- Oh, how can you be sure?
- I never woohoo'ed in your bed with anyone else but you!
So, Myrhna insisted on moving in! She expected Albert to take his share of responsibility and tasks that will come. Albert thought she might even make a free Maid! But it tturned out Myrhna was totally free of skills. She hardly knew how to boil water.
- So, we could try with these potatos... oups, are they potatos or eggs? I keep messing them up.
- That's too much salt, Myrhna.
- Don't worry dear! There's plenty more salt inside this thing.
- And what are you cooking?, Albert asked.
- Pancakes.
- Myrhna, this is not pancakes.
- Oh, really? So what is it?
- I have no idea. Could have done with less salt, though.
But all in all Albert and Myrhna worked things out pretty well.
Albert realized how Myrhna often was giving the China woman picture some ugly looks. So he took a picture of Myrhna as well, and hang on the wall.
- Hm, I'm hanging all to the right, next to the fridge. Wouldn't it make more sense if I was centered?
Then, one day Myrhna understood that the bay was coming!
- Albert! Baby is coming!
But it was Spooky Night, and Albert was busy greeting one of Sunset Valley's fine teenagers, disguised as a cat.
- So, are you a cat or a tiger?
- Meow!
- ... baby is coming! Albert!
Albert rushed indoor, and found Myrhna screaming in the bedroom.
- What? Baby? Where?
- What will you do, Myrhna?
- Get me to the hospital!
- But why?
- Albert, baby is coming!
- Oh right, our ugly baby is coming!
More in a couple days!
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