Audition for The Sulz

(Year 235, Spring) Yesterday there was a very important audition for teen girls all over the nation, especially those who dream of becoming a member of the new music duo, The Sulz. The initiative came from our biggest music company, High Note, Inc., and the audition took place at The Showbiz Academy in Del Sol Valley.

Left to right: Laura Gibbi, Sophelia Hutchin, Camilla Sutton and Polly Prescott.

The company behind this idea will not tell us how many teen girls actually applied by sending in a sound file of them singing one chosen song and one song decided by the company. The number is between 100 and 500, they say. However, only 4 talented young women were called in to this audition.

Mazaloom Super Bowler

(Year 233, Fall) The annual bowling cup took place in Gloomville this weekend, and the bowling club has proven that this event has come to stay. This year no true celebrities qualified for the 8 available start numbers, so the problem from last year when fans and photographers occationally disturbed the contenders was avoided.

Left to right: Polly Prescott (Copperdale), Ramona Talcom (Brindleton), Bill Loffertop (Copperdale), Garvin Clump (Newcrest), Bianca Sterner (Copperdale), Bertel Dougham (Brindleton), Roger Lockerbud (Copperdale) and Konrad Wooblershield (Windenburg).

Club leader Bill Loffertop (66) said that advertising had been sparse in order to make the tournament more effective. For the first time all sets except qualifications tok place during the same weekend. It would not have been possible with a bigger audience. The challenge is that some of the audience walk in to talk with contenders during the set. We have no international venue where the audience is seated separately from the bowling lanes.

Breaking: Principal Prescott Fired!

(Year 232, Summer) It was confirmed that Mei L. Prescott, better known as former Principal of Copperdale High, was fired from her new job at Knowledge Providers Association.

- Someone planted those papers in order to get rid of me!

Prescott, who was the high school Principal until last year, was caught hiding away certain paperwork that is now causing a scandal involving both the University of Britechester and the Academics Guild. As a result, she was immediately dismissed.

Gossips #11

(Year 232, Spring) I hope you had a nice Winterfest! Here is my latest bunch of gossips to entertain you while you cuddle in front of your fireplace and stuff yourself with those final Winterfest cookies! It's my 11th edition, and I really can't believe I am still doing this thing! *shrug*. Winter is less busy than Summer, but I've searched high and low to please each of you!

So, let's go! We will start in the celebrity ghetto, also known as Del Sol Valley! Super popular singer-songwriter Suzi Sushi (42), has grown up and is now married a Prince! Last year they had a son, and Suzi has complained about her own fame! She has considered giving up the limelight.